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Sister Castagna

- sorry king  - I just dear jhond my therapist  - thats so Ghetto  - WHOOOO?  - what's up you ugly farts  - what i don't have a thingy i have a virgina  - we can have matching stys ( I'll fart on your pillow and give you pinkeye)  The trees are happening- talking about fall  Not you locking it- well in case the trashcan tries to run back in ( it stunk and she put it outside and said you stay out there and think about what you did )  Fart bomb- minion Pushes out a fart, im gunna give birth 

things I learnt from each of my companions!

Sister Javed-  Sister olayan-  Sister powell- To embrace the random things  Sister keeler-  Sister Ntshebe- your 100% looks different each day  Sister Wanjiku- Deep chats are so needed, hard work is so rewarding, tomorrow's another day Sister Mariam- 

Sister Mariam quotes

Heres your vintage- passes me my digital camera  JESUS- shouts it in a tunnel  And then i slap him- talking about a guy she slapped becuase he was staring at her  If this rice isn't good im gunna throw myself off this planet  I'm judging my own food  Plesse Pray for my cough, pimples... toes?!  I love Jesus christ....shouts in tunnel Ew a dead body..there was a dead bug bro  Ah so relaxing place- the toilet Ah I miss that stupid uncle- talking this married guy who she became bestie with  DoctrINE & Covenants  It's so HOT  Hello motherfker- I WAS CHOCKED she was telling me about this tik tok of Batman and joker and just said this AHAHA  I think Pakistani people are stupid then- BRUH SHES FROM PAKISTAN, we was talking about people travelling on plane  He must be pregnant- HUH. She was talking about a grey dot not being taught for 18 months  I DUNNooo

Sister Wanjikus quotes

It's embarrassing but okay  It's disturbing  I love to complain  Am I a bad person- talking about her dream about marriage and she married someone else Am I.... a horrible person?  Throw that women away- talking about one of our friends who won't answer The man- she meant our district leader  Everyone is a liar  Throw it away- talking about our friends that don't answer  Tomorrow is a new day  As missionaries I feel like were gypsys all we do is move around  Ooh nice butt- as i was dancing  He speaks Spain- talking about Ollie davanzo lol  That was so bright i almost lost my eyes  Not me doing everything but personal study- proceeds to put away chicken  I knew I was annoying 😑  Sad willow tree  Do seagulls just wake up and fly around- what else are the supposed to do? I dunno stay at home... Do you think we poop in heaven? Um no... that's good because i don't think they have toilet paper there- I've been worryin...

Sister Ntshebe quotes

I should've stayed a window cleaner In the celestial Kingdom  No one's picking me I have to pick myself up  Don't be fake  no comment  we was talking about Zendaya and Tom hollands wedding and I go I hope they invite me... she goes im not gunna comment  He smelt like poop!  Now that's some NICE LEGS  Lalala levi  It smells like KAKA AND DOODOO IN HERE  I need to PEE 

Sister keelers quotes

Breathings nice  I gotta get my bum fluff out of my toes I go im literally white- sorry am i black then Why is whetherspoons so cute! Bruh  Just accept your fart- me  YES MUM  MUM- She actually called me Mum instead of sister shutler- levi!!! What are you smokin?  This laffy taffy really said laughy Do you want me to hold your hand... no that's what door handles are for ( sister keeler was scared to poop)  She went toilet and farted for like a minute straight it was narley  Me - "Where are you, let me help yo"u- She has dyslexia  I think I'm going through menapores  Where do you get your resources? You like pull them out of your butt or something  She farted in face - I'm done  Excuse me guys I'm totally itching my boobs  I'm hardcore stressing  President sainclair should be saying call us whenever- sister keeler goes men are weak, no one's perfect! As we was talking about the demon in the deal sisters flat  Land of t...

Sister olayans quotes

she's pretty like you- embrace the hit video  Aw i like you- I was giving her a pep talk  Your gunna be a good mum I hope my husbands as funny as you- periodt  you literally live here- Talking about the prisoners being released and I say im literally going home Your doing so good for a greenie lol nah but 4 months in and your so good at trying to improve to teach and be in tune with the spirit the lesson today with robert i was just looking at you like im so proud of you for being in tune with the spirit and robert needed to hear exactly what you said. - sis olayan during comp council wow