Sister Mariam quotes

Heres your vintage- passes me my digital camera 
JESUS- shouts it in a tunnel 
And then i slap him- talking about a guy she slapped becuase he was staring at her 
If this rice isn't good im gunna throw myself off this planet 
I'm judging my own food 
Plesse Pray for my cough, pimples... toes?! 
I love Jesus christ....shouts in tunnel
Ew a dead body..there was a dead bug bro 
Ah so relaxing place- the toilet
Ah I miss that stupid uncle- talking this married guy who she became bestie with 
DoctrINE & Covenants 
It's so HOT 
Hello motherfker- I WAS CHOCKED she was telling me about this tik tok of Batman and joker and just said this AHAHA 
I think Pakistani people are stupid then- BRUH SHES FROM PAKISTAN, we was talking about people travelling on plane 
He must be pregnant- HUH. She was talking about a grey dot not being taught for 18 months 
I DUNNooo

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