Sister keelers quotes

Breathings nice 
I gotta get my bum fluff out of my toes
I go im literally white- sorry am i black then
Why is whetherspoons so cute! Bruh 
Just accept your fart- me 
YES MUM 
MUM- She actually called me Mum instead of sister shutler- levi!!!
What are you smokin? 
This laffy taffy really said laughy
Do you want me to hold your hand... no that's what door handles are for ( sister keeler was scared to poop) 
She went toilet and farted for like a minute straight it was narley 
Me - "Where are you, let me help yo"u- She has dyslexia 
I think I'm going through menapores 
Where do you get your resources? You like pull them out of your butt or something 
She farted in face - I'm done 
Excuse me guys I'm totally itching my boobs 
I'm hardcore stressing 
President sainclair should be saying call us whenever- sister keeler goes men are weak, no one's perfect! As we was talking about the demon in the deal sisters flat 
Land of the blessed and land of the homeless 

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